TESTIMONIALS
MORE TESTIMONIALS
Sure, we have satisfied customers–but we also have satisfied clients. Our patented FollowCare protocol helps ensure that those who “get meeked” get help. Here are a few words from more of our satisfied clients:
“As a prominent physicist working on alternative energy, it was easy to think I was at the center of the universe—simply because I actually knew where it was. However, thanks to the Meek Squad my self-proclaimed fusion breakthrough failed to replicate when I presented it to my colleagues. Because of the safety goggles, the only thing injured was my pride. Thanks Meek Squad!”
- Dr. Victor Bleumenthal, noted Physicist at the former Bleumenthal Laboratories.
“Before I got meeked I thought cheering was not just an extra-curricular activity; it was a lifestyle. Waking up with a pimple on my forehead just before Regionals really helped me gain perspective. I used to do everything I could to get noticed, but this time I focused on the team (and finding a new hairstyle that included bangs). Go Meek Squad Go!”
- Kirsten Hall, cheer co-captain, Niagara High School
“I was a royal pain before getting meeked. All I ever thought about was WIN, WIN, WIN! Now I coach a bunch of losers, but everyone seems to enjoy the game much more…Thanks Meek Squad!”
- Ricky Robinson, High School Football Coach
“You know how the Bible says that to be rejected for his sake is good—it’s in there somewhere, I forget where. I used to witness aggressively to people just so I could get rejected and then tell my Christian friends about my hard day on the battlefield. I was really into the whole body count thing—like a video game. The Meekers really got me. Waking up with laryngitis in a non-English speaking country is no fun but it sure teaches you how to relate to people through your actions. I love you guys.”
- Reggie Shivers, former Gospel bully
“I used to always whine or throw tantrums in the store to get my mom to buy me things…that is until Meek Squad posted video, from store cameras, onto my Facebook page of me kicking and screaming for all my friends to see…Thanks a lot Meek Squad!”
- Jimmy Thompson, Eighth Grade
