FAQ
Q. What if I want to sign up a loved one who has heart complications or other medical concerns? Can they still get meeked?
A. We do an extensive client profile before anyone is put on the Get Meeked list. This allows Meek Squad agents in the field to take the necessary precautions to ensure safety.
Q. How exactly do you freeze time when meeking someone?
A. We aren’t exactly freezing time; however the design of our behavior modification system is a closely guarded secret.
Q. What exactly is GPS interpolation? How do you use it?
A. Most GPS data processing involves interpolating a GPS ephemeris. Our cycle consists of interpolating a standard source ephemeris with a 10 minute data interval to produce exact satellite coordinates at 2 minute intervals for the entire 24 hours of each client’s day. We hope that helps.
Q. How can I become a Meek Squad field agent?
A. Upon acceptance into the Meek Squad academy you will endure months of extensive training. Should you graduate from the academy you will be placed on a potential agent list. Being on the list does not guarantee employment; however we only hire candidates from that list.
